Wednesday, November 17, 2010

My Left from My Right
















When I was a boy, I went to my school library and got a book about the American presidents. This was some years ago of course so it only went up through Kennedy or perhaps Lyndon Johnson. Each president was represented by a few photographs and some biographical information. I saw that there were only Republicans and Democrats from Lincoln onward, and decided that I must be one of the two. My favorite presidents were Lincoln, Grant, Theorodore Roosevelt, Eisenhower and Kennedy, so I decided I must be a Republican, four to one after all.

I went home after school that day and asked my father whether he was a Republican or a Democrat. "I'm a Republican," he said to my relief. He told me that his father, an Italian immigrant with a very Mediterranean appearance and a strong accent in English, came to America and found a Democratic Party dominated by Irishmen who had no love for the Italians. He became a loyal Republican and was even president of his local Republican Party.

When I got to high school, I came to believe that I should think this politics and economics business through for myself and I briefly thought of myself as a socialist. After further reading and consideration I determined, as a senior, that I was a Libertarian and I have remained Libertarian for 35 years.

As a young man, it seemed to me an important thing to embrace the most coherent philosophy, the most correct philosophy, the one that was the most humanistic. I reasoned that since the Right only thinks you should have one set of freedoms, and the left thinks you should only have another different set of freedoms, these two philosophies must be predicated on a contempt for mankind, and I still believe this concept to be true. After all, if you believe that Mankind is basically good, why must humans be controlled by the State? While I was a senior in high school I watched a television debate between a liberal atheist and a conservative evangelical minister. In he end the only thing they could agree on was that Mankind is basically Evil. Paradoxically, both say they love Mankind. Well I say if you love Mankind and you believe we are Evil, then you love Evil and you yourself are Evil! I do not believe we should give Evil people power over us by electing them to public office.

So for many years I have lived on the lonely, rocky outpost of Libertarianism, nonetheless secure in the knowledge that I have researched the philosophies and I have chosen the correct one, the superior one, the most internally consistent one. As I have grown into an old silverback male gorilla, though, it seems a lot less important to me how right I am and how wrong everyone else is.

How nice it would be, I thought, to be a Liberal Democrat! I could have intellectual friends and go to stimulating cocktail parties and talk about thought provoking books. I would not have to apologize for a love of learning and admiration for the French. Being a Federal Employee, I would share my philosophy with most of the people I work with, and I would finally be a part of something bigger than myself. Maybe then I would have the one thing that has eluded me my entire life, a sense of belonging. My Liberal Democrat friends would welcome me as one of their own, and our relationships would be deeper than I thought possible.

On the other hand, I could be a Conservative Republican! I would have industrious, successful friends who yearn to be unencumbered by socialist utopianism. I'd go to relaxing backyard barbecues and talk about investment and home repair and pass the time with people to whom I need not apologize for my belief in God and my Farmer's Almanac values. And I'd have that thing that has eluded my me entire life, a sense of belonging, and my Conservative Republican friends would embrace me as one of them and suddenly I'd be connected to people in a way I never been before.

So I thought about changing into something much more conventional; now that I am a silverback, connectedness seems more important than being right. But then I realized that I cannot be a Liberal Democrat, because I cannot mobilize bitter hatred for Conservative Republicans. And I cannot be a Conservative Republican, because I do not harbor scorching contempt for Liberal Democrats. Often I hear Conservatives say horrible things about Liberals, and the Liberals react with indignation and shock. And yet, when Liberals say equally terrible things about Conservatives, the utter lack of of a sense of fairness is completely invisible to them. Similarly, when Liberals malign Conservatives, the latter react with astonishment, as if they are not just as guilty as their mirror-image Liberals. This idiocy is all the stranger to a Libertarian, to whom Liberalism and Conservatism seem so similar.

So I suppose I will live as I have lived, on this cold and windy philosophical outpost, believed to be insane by the vast majority of people. I'll just continue to mumble to myself and dream of a Libertarian non-Utopia and pretend that the non-Libertarian Utopians can get along. I guess I'll never get close enough to find out otherwise.

Copyright 2010 Albanese Presentations

1 comment:

  1. Nice thoughts, but a bit too neat and tidy. Just like your grand-father made a hasty and inaccurate reaction to Democrats because he ran into a bunch of tribalist-acting Irishmen and so chose to become a Republican out of the mistaken belief that this group somehow believed in some kind of fraternal brotherhood of man (which clearly it does not now and never has), I also think you jump to some quick and inaccurate conclusions.

    As you must remember, I was the only political conservative on the staff of the East Carolinian when we were there. I'm sure there are a lot of them there today. But I was young and misguided then. Since then I've experienced much out in the real world. From my experience I now see that most Conservatives (Republicans) are motivated by personal selfishness and a general dislike for everyone who is not like themselves: white and affluent. And the really troubling thing is that over the past few decades they have adopted the same tactics that Communists used to use. Republicans now are willing to twist and distort language and the meanings of words themselves if they believe it will lead them to political power. Basically, they have gotten really good at playing dirty politics and think nothing of it. In contrast, most of the Democrats I have met are pretty decent people, straight up and honest, and they really do seem to care about the welfare of other people more than they do their own personal interests. As a result, I've only recently in life taken up the Democratic and Liberal political cause.

    Here's one error in your analysis. Most atheists don't believe human beings are evil. Most atheists believe in the value of humanity, and although humans aren't perfect right now, they can become much better if governments and societies make the right choices and do the right things to make the lives humans lead better through education, healthcare and a better standard of living. Christianity teaches that man is now in a fallen and degraded state. Atheists don't buy into this belief. We think humans are just complex animals who can be much improved upon.

    The real question, then, regarding government is this: do you want a government that wants to do what is best for the overall improvement of humanity, or do you want a government whose purpose is to do what is best for the present privileged elite? If you believe in the former, you will support liberal, democratic government. If you think most humans are beyond the hope or possibility of improvement and you want to get all you can get for yourself and your own, then vote Republican.

    BTW, you and I are both government employees. So we should both vote for the party that believes government is necessary and can do good: the Democrats.

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