Saturday, November 28, 2009

Universal Salvation


Major Malik Nadal Hasan’s massacre of 13 men and women at Fort Hood in Texas has, like all news thunderstorms, flushed out the palmetto bugs(1). There are vectors (2) of opinion who have fixated on the fact that he was a psychiatrist, and therefore likely insane himself (Alex Jones(3)). Others have noted the strange reluctance of the media to refer to Major Hasan’s Islamic faith (Fox News, for example, citing “political correctness”). Still others have questioned whether or not Islam is compatible with occidental secular society. Those who believe that religion is dangerous per se will unquestionably make much of this tragedy in the service of their view, for they see religion much as they see smoking, as a universally evil thing responsible for untold and preventable human suffering.

The Political Correctness angle is an interesting one. On Fox News radio on Sirius yesterday (11/14/09) I heard a journalist defend her profession by noting that there was so much misinformation coming out of this incident that they had to make sure they got the facts straight before they reported them. I burst into laughter when she said it, because the media reported all sorts of other inaccuracies with great relish (the shooter had been killed, the shooter was felled by a female police officer, and the police officer who stopped the shooter was a civilian and was killed and so on). And yet I can think of at least one legitimate reason why the media might want to approach the murderer’s religion with caution: Some Americans are idiots. In Utah Frank Roque, for example, murdered Balbir Singh Sodhi shortly after the 9/11 attacks; being an idiot he did not know the difference between a Sikh and an Arab. And being an evil idiot he killed an innocent man. Shortly after the Fort Hood massacre, Tampa Marine reservist Jasen Bruce, a man so dumb he cannot even spell his name, thought a Greek Orthodox priest was a Muslim terrorist and hit him in the head with a tire iron. Then, to save his own idiot ass, he fabricated a story that the priest grabbed his genitals. Rather than admit his mistake and ask for forgiveness, he horribly maligned a man of the church. Those who worry about the influence of Christianity on American society need not worry about this guy at least.

Now you need not be a dumbass right wing extremist to ask whether Islam is compatible with a modern, secular society. This question was also asked by Mustafa Kemal Atatürk after WWI and he concluded that it was not. He therefore set about suppressing Islam in Turkey, the end being the creation of a secular republic. Iraq, Egypt and Algeria are among nations that have suppressed elements of Islam in the name of peace and progress. Large enclaves of Muslims have immigrated to Holland, France and other enlightened European societies and failed to assimilate. And yet, in bold irony, the Islamic world was once the great world center of science and progress.

The purpose of this essay, however, is not to examine Political Correctness or Islam or even Idiocy as an occasional American trait. It is to ask the question, is religion dangerous? Yes, I believe it is potentially quite dangerous. But why? Let us begin by drawing a sort of map of the experience of religion.

It is quite fashionable today among people of faith to speak disparagingly of religion. “I’m not religious, but I have faith,” they boast. This is a common proclamation of the nondenominational denominations (an example of Orwellian New-speak). No matter how you view it, though, their message is that if you don’t believe the way they do, you are not “saved” or among the “elect.” And yet, according to what I see in the scientific literature, it is precisely religion, and not faith, that seems to confer a health benefit. That relationship you have with your community and place of worship, experienced and shared with family and friends and in continuity through generations of ancestors seems to hold great power. One cannot have faith without religion, for religion is theology, philosophy, practice and other elements that give faith its character. If you don’t have religion, how can you have faith? Without religion, you can only have faith in nothing. Faith, it would seem, is a transcendent emanation or transcendent character of religion. It is possible, however, to have religion without faith, as we shall see later.

Religion has two aspects of experience. The first is internal. In Orthodox Christianity the internal element is essentially the internal experience of the yearning for God and the struggle to draw near to him and to break free of the gravitational pull of worldly obstacles in the spiritual journey. The character of this experience embraces prayer, meditation, fasting, vigils, reading scriptures and reading The Philokalia and other classics of Church Wisdom. The battleground of the salvation of the soul is the spiritual interior.

And as implied, there is an external experience as well. Among the Orthodox, the external elements of faith incorporate attendance at Divine Liturgy, acts of charity and love, and bearing witness of faith in a quietly dignified and pious life with strenuous vigilance against spiritual pride(4). It seems that the most important aspect of the external experience is the necessity to experience the Divine in one another, that for all of us except the Hesychasts(5), we are to realize our faith in the fullest manner in the context of community and fellowship.

For the Orthodox, it may be said that the interior faith is held higher than the exterior. You can have an interior experience of faith without the exterior; such is the experience of the holiest men and women. In fact, the process of seeking to draw ever nearer to God, for the Orthodox, is called Theosis and we believe it is the essential and eternal character of our relationship with the Almighty. I love this view of a dynamic afterlife. Most Christians I know seem to perceive Heaven as a moment on the porch after Sunday dinner (lunch, I grew up in the South), singing hymns and folks songs like on the Andy Griffith show. It is a moment of eternal happiness, where all is revealed and known and one can abide in everlasting repose. But to the Byzantine mind, this concept is stasis, and stasis is synonymous with death. In fact, the Greek word for resurrection is anastasis, or the opposite of stasis. Stillness is death but life has motion, and in Heaven there is not only the flutter of the cherubim and the seraphim but also the movement toward and the eternal discovery of the ineffable divine.

As previously adumbrated, it is also possible for people to have an external experience without the internal. In the Greek Orthodox Church, these individuals are generally educated academics who do not believe in a God or an afterlife, but who go to church to be with other Greeks, to speak Greek, to celebrate Greek Independence Day and to be in the “Greek Country Club” as one of my convert friends called it. I have had many friends and acquaintances through the years, Jews, Catholics, Episcopalians and many others who described to me that for them, going to church and participating in church life was a cultural activity without a faith experience.

So we have drawn a topography of faith and religion, internal and external, as Freud drew a topography of the mind. How does this help us discover the manner in which religion becomes a dangerous entity?

Religion poses a threat to us in two ways. The first is a general effect, a phenomenon of hatred and killing that arises out of the tendency to split ourselves into “us” and “them.” This binary thinking pattern engulfs religion as but one of many ways we dichotomize ourselves. Race is a famous example; in the United States there have been notorious examples of racial conflicts between blacks and whites and many others. In Rwanda, despite the fact that the combatants were of the same race, they managed to use simple physical characteristics such as body habitus as cause for hatred; ultimately being tall and slender became the reason for genocide (we call it genocide, but it was one people killing itself). Language, and even accent, can be sources of conflict, as can culture and customs even within one people. In religion it can be just as trivial; the bloodshed that took place in the Middle Ages between the Franks and the Byzantines had as its source a grammatical particle in the Nicene Creed. Whenever people split themselves into Sneetches(6) with and without stellate(7) belly buttons, however, the differences between them are the focus of the conflict but they are not the source. Generally, history teaches us, a conflict arises first, such as limited access to food or water or other resources, or even political power, and then the binary fission of a people occurs. I cannot speak for Islam or Hinduism, but in the case of Christianity, violence is precisely a failure of the religion and not a necessary manifestation of it. The Christian message is quite clear: Love others whether they are like you or not, love your enemies, do not repay violence in kind. We only occasionally get it right, unfortunately, but when religion is used as the fulcrum of hatred and violence, it is typically as an innocent bystander.

The other means by which religion becomes a source of conflict is an insidious poison. At its most basic level, it is the belief that my religion is the correct one, and yours is trash or apostasy or heresy. Many religions endorse the massacre of heretics and apostates, even Christianity at certain times in history. This dark spirituality has several foundations: the greatest one is fear, the fear that the apostate or heretic will eventually prevail, and the “good” religion will eventually be suppressed. Using the threat of death against “infidels” is a powerful admission of a lack of faith in one’s god and one’s religion. Fear is the source, but fear is also the weapon. A number of different religious communities in the world observe Westerners, with their liberated women and free speech and high standard of living, and they rightly worry about an exodus from their own communities; without liberty and openness they have only the fear of death as a barrier to the emptying of their places of worship. The killing of individuals who do not believe as we do may also be said to be an example of replacing the proper emphasis on internal religion with an improper emphasis on external religion. Other examples of improper externalization include the evangelical harangue and also efforts to suppress homosexuals. In the first case the Christians alienate the target of their spittle with self-righteousness; in the latter case they battle external homosexuality rather than internal homosexuality. And here I speak here in ignorance, but I believe this concept may correlate with the concept of jihad. Jihad used to mean the killing of the infidel, but for most Muslims today it means the inner struggle. The former interpretation is improper externalization of religion, the latter a peaceful inner journey.

Another dark spiritual foundation for the belief that my religion is the correct one is the universal human impulse to believe that I am better than others. By this way we can separate people into “saved” and “unsaved,” “clean” and “unclean,” “elect” and “spiritual hoi polloi(8). ” Once, parenthetically, in a conversation with one of my former medical students, I learned a little bit about how these ideas evolve. He was a newly minted Christian of the Calvinist school, aflame with the belief that God had chosen him for salvation without any choice or action on his own part, that he was one of the ELECT. I asked him if his prayers ever included “I thank Thee O Lord that I am not like other men,” and he responded “Of course!(9)” If we observe an individual eating something “unclean,” like pork, then that person is also unclean and we cannot touch that individual unless it is with a weapon! By de-spiritualizing or sub-spiritualizing an individual, so to speak, we dehumanize him, and it makes it quite a bit easier to kill that person. After all, they are below us, consuming precious resources, and why should vermin like them take food and water away from us, the People of the True God?

The Holy Fathers of the Orthodox Church have gone to great pains to help us avoid these pitfalls (so when we fall into them anyway, it is all the more inexcusable!). There is no forbidden thing, which by abstaining from it, makes us clean and therefore better than others. We may use tobacco, although it is not particularly holy; I myself enjoy the occasional Parodi cigar. We may drink wine, although intoxication is viewed with dismay. We may eat pork, and beef, and shellfish, and we need not worry that one food will touch another and in so doing defile us. Despite the name, Orthodoxy or “correct praise,” we do not hold ourselves higher than our Catholic or Protestant brothers.

But it goes much further. Most of us, Orthodox theologians and Orthodox believers in the pews, believe that although it is God’s decision and not ours, we hope that all people will have paradise, all will have eternal life. We do not hold ourselves as saved while others are damned. It is perhaps the most vivid reminder that we are not in any way superior to others, that we are not less worthy of killing than Muslims or Hindus or Jews.
Why then, asked one of my Sunday school students, be Orthodox? Why not just be Methodist? They don’t have to fast, and their liturgy is not so long. I answered with a story.
Old Stavros died and went to heaven. He was greeted by St. Peter, who said “Stavros, how do you account for your life?”

“Well, I was a pious Orthodox Christian; I gave generously to the Church, I prayed and loved my family, I tried to help people as much as I could. Most of all, I loved God.”
“Welcome to Paradise!” said St. Peter.

Then Tony the Catholic appeared. “Anthony,” asked St. Peter, “how do you account for your life?”

“Well, I took good care of my family and I went to Mass as often as I could. I went to confession, I took communion, and I loved God as best I could.”

“Welcome to Paradise!” said St. Peter.

Then St. Peter admitted Timothy the Baptist, Elliott the Jew, Ismail the Muslim. Stavros watched all of this with great concern. He approached St. Peter. “St. Peter, if I may…this hardly seems fair!”

“Indeed!” said the Saint. “How so?”

“Well I was a pious Orthodox Christian my whole life, serving the One True Church, and these others receive the same eternal reward as me!”

“Well, you are quite right Stavros, it is very unfair.” Stavros was a little surprised. “For you see, you had Orthodoxy your entire life, but these others only have it now.”

Salvation may not be universal, it is not our call. Only God, who is absolutely sovereign, will decide whom he gathers to him in the next age. But the belief that all people are of the same value before God is a distinct hedge against monstrous behavior toward people of other faiths, and it does not presuppose that we are telling God what to do.

(1) In Charleston, SC where I lived for ten years, “palmetto bugs” are a euphemism for giant cockroaches. They universally inspire disgust. Palmetto bugs stream into even the most elegant of Charleston homes from the sewers through plumbing, especially during thunderstorms.
(2) In epidemiology and infectious diseases a “vector” is an animal that carries a disease and spreads it. An example would be the Deer Tick and Lyme disease, the former being the vector for the latter.
(3) An Austin TX conspiracy theorist. Even though he believes that 9/11 was an “inside job” and has some really strange opinions on modern medicine, I have to say that I listen to him regularly. I consider him just as reliable a source of information as the “mainstream media.” Whatever that is. Does not the Mainstream Media also disseminate foolishness, such as the idea that the earth is getting colder because of global warming?
(4) Pride is an ugly sin; in The Philokalia one of the blessed fathers says that pride is the worst of all sins, that it wanders the streets of the walled city at night while the citizens sleep, opening the gates to the host of other sins.
(5) Those who are called to life of quiet and solitude.
(6) According to Dr. Seuss.
(7) Star-like.
(8) Greek for “the rabble.”
(9) See the Biblical story of the Pharisee and the Publican, Luke Chapter 18.


Copyright 2009 Robert Albanese

On Spiritual Illness


In the synaxarion* of the saints of Western Medicine, no name is more luminous than Hippocrates. It was he who came down from Mount Olympus with stone tablets bearing the message that the Gods had changed their minds. In more terrestrial terms, Hippocrates challenged one of the most unassailable beliefs of his age. It had been universally believed in ancient times that when an individual becomes insane, it has been induced by the gods. In other words, mental illness is essentially a spiritual problem. But Hippocrates knew the truth: mental illnesses are diseases of the brain.

The story of Hercules illustrates the contemporary view. We remember him from his heroic exploits, in particular the Twelve Labors: cleaning the Augean stables, Cerberus, the Hydra and so on; these were undertaken to atone for the murder of his wife Megara and his three children. Hercules slew his wife and children after he was made to go mad by his stepmother Hera, a goddess.

That insanity derives from divine will is not unique to the Hellenistic tradition. The story of King Saul from the Old Testament is similar; when Saul becomes paranoid we learn that it is because God has sent an "evil spirit" into him. In the New Testament (Matthew 17:14-21, Mark 9:14-29, and Luke 9:37-42), Jesus heals epilepsy by casting out a demon.

Centuries before the birth of Christ, Hippocrates makes his startling revelation. In his essay "On the Sacred (Spiritual) Disease," he says "It is thus with regard to the disease called Sacred: it appears to me to be nowise more divine nor more sacred than other diseases, but has a natural cause which originates like other affections. Men regard its nature and cause as divine from ignorance and wonder, because it is not at all like to other diseases." He goes on to say that "Men ought to know that from nothing else but the brain come joys, delights, laughter and sports, and sorrows, griefs, despondency, and lamentations. And by this, in an especial manner, we acquire wisdom and knowledge, and see and hear, and know what are foul and what are fair, what are bad and what are good, what are sweet, and what unsavory; some we discriminate by habit, and some we perceive by their utility. By this we distinguish objects of relish and disrelish, according to the seasons; and the same things do not always please us. And by the same organ we become mad and delirious, and fears and terrors assail us, some by night, and some by day, and dreams and untimely wanderings, and cares that are not suitable, and ignorance of present circumstances, desuetude, and unskilfulness. All these things we endure from the brain, when it is not healthy." Hippocrates described six brain diseases: Melancholia, Mania, Phrenitus, Epilepsy, Scythian Disease and Hysteria.

It is not surprising that in ages without medical and scientific knowledge, individuals would attribute mental disturbances to spiritual forces. They had no knowledge of neurons, synapses, action potentials, dopamine, norepinephrine, serotonin and so on. It is far more suprising that Hippocrates was able to detect the truth without the tools we have in the 21st Century, but then, that's what makes him the Father of Western Medicine. We discern in his writings that he must have been one of the greatest observational minds through all the generations of human kind.

What is more suprising still is that in spite of the wisdom of Hippocrates and Avicenna and many others since, and despite the great volume of science in the 20th and 21st centuries, confusion between what is spiritual illness and what is mental illness remains pervasive.

Several years ago I led a Bible study and fellowship group for Orthodox Christians at a college in Charleston SC. There were many such groups for different faiths and denominations and they were all coordinated by the executive chaplain of the college, a military man and evangelical Christian minister. When he learned I am a psychiatrist, he thrust his chest out and professed the belief that "all mental illnesses are basically spiritual." Now when ignorance gushes from the mouth of a man in Klan robes or a clown suit, we wish for a better world. But when the source is an intelligent person we are in a precarious situation. Unfortunately, it is not an uncommon thing.

The chaplain believes, as do many others, that phenomena such as depression are the result of a spiritual defect, and that if the patient accepts Christ as his or her personal savior, the improvement will be superior to the benefit derived from antidepressants or psychotherapy. To be fair, I agree that individuals with a robust spiritual life tend to suffer less frequently from milder psychological disorders and substance use disorders, and I have seen scientific evidence to that effect. After all, one of the major functions of religion is to effect resiliency and transendence. But let us undertake a thought experiment to carry forth some of the assumptions that mental and spiritual disorders are really of one substance, so to speak.

God, according to the chaplain, is a specialist in medical terms. He has the power to halt and reverse psychiatric disorders, but he has much greater difficulty healing general medical conditions, such as diabetes. In my experience people who attribute psychiatric disorders to spiritual defects, or sinfulness, have without exception this same dyssynchronous view that God has an easy time healing mental conditions but he has limited power over "medical" illnesses. These individuals believe that psychiatric disorders are rare or nonexistent among those who share their "true" version of the faith, but they do not view heart disease or cancer among their parishioners as having the same implications.

I disagree with these believers in two ways. First, I believe that God has just as much ability to heal general medical illness as he does psychiatric illness. The modest but unmistakeable impact of religion on psychiatric health can also be seen in some of the scientific data on general medical health. I remember one study in particular that statistically linked longevity to regular church attendance, for example.

Second, mental illnesses do not conform as well as certain general medical illnesses to the notion of having a spiritual dimension. Christian tradition holds that there are "Seven Deadly Sins," and however many serious sins you think there are, most Christians will agree that these seven are important: Lust, Envy, Sloth, Gluttony, Pride, Avarice and Greed. It is rather difficulty to draw a direct line between any of these and anxiety of depression. Adult-onset diabetes, by far the most common type of diabetes, is essentially a product of too little exercise and excessive caloric intake. In other words, it is the result of gluttony and sloth, despite the fact that we tend to view it as a genetic error of some kind. In fact, most of what we treat in the primary care setting is related to various manifestations of gluttony and sloth: obesity, hypertension, hyperlipidemia, heart disease, and many others. Even the most common cancers, such as colon cancer, breast cancer and prostate cancer are related to overweight. Truly, gluttony and sloth are deadly.

But the frontier between mental illness and moral illness cannot be sufficiently clarified by unmasking certain glitches in the cognitive software of Evangelical Christians. For in the ivory tower of academia, an equally perfidious line of code smudges the line between moral illness and mental illness, and it is the mentally ill who are victimized.

Academics are almost all non-believers. They view religion as a waste of time at best, at worst a dangerous delusion and like cigarette smoking, an important cause of preventable suffering. They view Good and Evil as superstitious attributions created to explain complex social and psychological phenomena. There is no Evil in their cosmos, only mental derangement or bad social policy. This view is just about as widespread in public imagination as the Evangelical one I have just refuted.

The notion that mental illness and evil behavior are one phenomenon is wrong, for I have worked with seriously mentally ill individuals for twenty years, and I have not found them more evil or dangerous than people who do not have mental illnesses. An exception is mentally ill patients who abuse alcohol and/or drugs, but interestingly, individuals without mental illnesses who abuse alcohol and/or drugs also have tendencies toward violence and problematic behavior. And yet, mental hospitals are closed and the patients are left to fend for themselves in the streets, and there does not seem to be any compassion for them in our culture. The only way to explain the lack of feeling for the mentally ill is that Americans must have accepted the notion that they are evil and therefore not worthy of our help. Certainly in film and television the mentally ill are almost without exception portrayed as murders and rapists, a misconception that has been imprinted on the American mind.

Take the case of Anthony Capozzi. He was convicted of rapes and murders he did not commit and he spent 22 years in prison. The evidence against him could not have been substantial, for he did not rape or kill anyone. He was, however, guilty of schizophrenia, he is insane, and therefore he is almost certainly capable of violent crimes. The jury and the three victims who wrongly identified him as their assailant were programmed by cinema and television and print media to believe that an individual who is mentally ill is also evil. Like university professors and religious bigots, Scientologists also have called mentally ill individuals "unethical" and "immoral;" with Scientology's influence in Hollywood, what chance does a patient with schizophrenia have in American society? Precious little.

It is ironic that in our hypersensitive era where we police our thoughts and actions to avoid being perceived as without feeling for our fellow man, we have no empathy for the most devastated among us. How revolting the image of politicians struggling to produce tears for the television cameras as they profess their capacity to feel our pain, spending incalculable sums on football stadiums while schizophrenics have nowhere to sleep. The first victims of the Holocaust were not Jews or Gypsies or homosexuals; they were the mentally ill. They have no monument to remember them, for we have not yet decided whether anything of value was lost.

*Synaxarion is Greek for "Book of the Worthy." It is a collection of biographies of the Saints of the Orthodox Church.

Copyright 2009 Robert Albanese

On Mormonism


One of the casualties of recent political opera has been the candidacy of Mitt Romney (what the hell is Mitt short for? Mitsislav?) Anyway, I am a Ron Paul man, just like it says on my straitjacket, but the roller coaster ride of the Romney Band Wagon made me quite nauseous. At first the Conservatives were afraid to get behind him because he was a Latter Day Saint, and Evangelicals (a critical Conservative constituency) consider Mormonism a dangerous perversion of their own puritanical version of Christianity. Then, when it was too late, they got behind him with all the weight of the talk radio airwaves, which it turns out don't weigh anything. Romney had even had to make a public declaration, in the manner of John Kennedy, that his presidency would not be defined by polygamy or the criminalization of Starbucks.

So the candidate's Mormon religion was an issue.

Now you've got to admit that Mormonism mobilizes feelings in people. For one thing, they go out doing Missions, where young men dressed kind of like Jake and Elwood Blues ride around on bicycles and knock on doors and talk to you about their faith. For Orthodox Christians like me it is a very unorthodox approach; having had our asses repeatedly kicked by just about every other religion, we have learned to keep a low profile. Mormons need to accept the fact (and I believe they have accepted it) that most people are not going to be glad to see them on the front porch, because most Americans implicitly believe that the harder the sell, the worse the product. Anything sold door-to-door is going to be viewed with suspicion here in the Fruited Plain.

The other thing is that they seem so well adjusted and they have these giant smiles. The serene disposition of the Mormon, perhaps a product of the emphasis they have put on family life, seems artificial to the rest of us (although to be absolutely fair a lot of Pentecostals and Evangelicals strike kind of the same chord in me). Many of us secretly fear that they are so well adjusted because they don't smoke or drink alcohol or coffee. Perhaps also because they do not have extramarital sex (at least that's what they're telling us). The Mormon's implacably benign outlook sometimes impresses us as incredibly naive; to put the shoe on the other foot, when I was in Russia I was instructed not to smile as much as came naturally to me because if I did the Russians would think I was Berdykov the Village Idiot.

Latter Day Saints have an almost unparalleled operation in the dissemination of their creed. Some say it's one of the fastest growing religions in the world; at the current rate there will be more Mormons than Catholics in only seventy thousand years! The problem is, whenever you are with a Mormon, you know he is putting the make on you, and even when he is not, it is only because he is being subtle. You never know if they like you because of who you are or because of what you could be if only you would open your heart and mind in prayer. Again to be fair, many of us feel the same way when we get around certain Evangelicals or Pentecostals.

One of the most serious problems for LDS folks is that their theology is viewed with great disfavor among the more orthodox (small "o" on purpose) Christian believers. After all, they have this other book, the Book of Mormon, that has revelations after those in the New Testament. The problem for Catholics, Protestants and Orthodox Christians, though is that we are in the same position with Jews. The Jews reject the New Testament on the grounds that their revelation was sufficient and needed no further revision. On what grounds do we say the Jews are wrong, and we are right? Kind of puts us on a vulnerable footing with the Mormons, if you ask me.

The easy part of dismissing Mormonism is that it is such a preposterous faith. I mean, this guy is told by this angel to dig up these plates that he translates with the help of the angel and then the angel conveniently takes them back to heaven. Why couldn't the angel just dictate the Book of Mormon, like he did the Qu'ran to Mohamed? The Native Americans are really Jews, which is so obvious by looking at them why didn't we figure that out, and after we die we get our own planet with tiny little beings on it. Thank goodness my religion is more logical, where God impregnates a virgin with his son and the guy is half-man, half-god and he died so I could live forever. My ironic point is, for those who missed it, that every religion is preposterous at its core and if it wasn't it wouldn't be worth believing. Still, the Leap of Faith required by Mormonism is kind of in a separate class, on the same scale as say, Scientology.

The Biggest Problem for Mormonism, however, is that their existence is an uncomfortable mirror into our own hypocrisy. Liberals, who share the pinnacle of self-righteousness with only a few others, must experience a kind of painful itch when they confront the reality that Mormons care about others more than they do. While Agnostic Academic Lefties preach from their ivory lecterns about how to help the poor with other peoples' money, the Mormon gives generously of his time and money to people less fortunate than himself. The Conservative Christian boasts about Abstinence and Family Values while he is surreptitiously knocking wingtips with other men in the bathroom; how can he not feel ashamed when he fails to be as transformed by his faith as Mormons are by their heretical beliefs?

Perhaps Mormons are better than we are because they have to be. For example, when a Catholic priest has sex with an Altar Boy, Evangelical Christians say that the abuse is a direct consequence of the flaws in the papist religion. So if Mormons attract the wrong kind of attention, people will conclude that it is because their religion is so bizarre. Perhaps like the Protestants of France, the Mormons must carefully cultivate an image of industriousness and virtue in order to enhance their chances of not being further oppressed.

There is no better metaphor for the Mormon than Christ's parable of the Good Samaritan. For some reason, the meaning of that story is lost on just about every Christian. Samaritans were (and are) a people related to Jews in blood and religion, but their existence posed a problem for the Jews just as the existence of the Mormon poses a problem for the orthodox (small "o" on purpose) Christian. For the Samaritan adhered to a creed that was repugnant to the Jews both because of its similarity and its difference to the more conventional Jewish faith. And yet, in the biblical parable, the Samaritan, the heretic if you will, is a better man than those who walk by the injured robbery victim. He is a better Jew than the Jew, even though his beliefs are askew. In the story, we are supposed to identify with those who do not offer aid to the injured man, not with the Samaritan; and so we completely miss the point of the story.

Now Jesus was not telling us in the parable that the conventional Jewish belief was incorrect. He could have said so just then, after all. Instead he was saying what good are your "correct" beliefs if you are untransformed by them? How can we, then, be critical of Mormons when they are better Catholics, Protestants, Orthodox Christians, and Secular Humanists (is that what they call themselves or is that what Conservatives call them) than we are? It seems to me that we should be thinking more about how to emulate them rather than how to criticize them, more about how we are wrong rather than how they are wrong. Certainly Mormonism would not be growing as fast as it is if Catholic, Protestant and Orthodox Christians were as kind and generous and virtuous as Mormons.

As for me, I am not too concerned about one day being surrounded by Mormons, even though they can give as good as they have gotten. In Riders of the Purple Sage, the classic Western Novel by Zane Grey, the Mormons are depicted as scheming and cruel, and the novel is supposed to have its basis in the historical fact of the range wars of the epoch. If I am to have my ass kicked for drinking wine or not accepting a newer version of my religion, it does not matter to me if the boot is a Mormon one or a Muslim one.

Copyright (C) 2008 Robert Albanese Presentations

Obamarama!


The grand guignol of American politics is always hard to watch, but it is equally difficulty to look away. Like everyone with a keyboard, I am powerless to record some observations.

We have two candidates in the fabled Center, the Center-Left Hillary Clinton and Center-Right John McCain, and one candidate on the Left, Barrack Obama. The only reason I am drawing a political map is to reveal the darkness in the moods of Conservatives and Libertarians like myself. Of course Libertarians, both large and small "L," are quite accustomed to despairing about politics, so we barely even have a runny nose anymore when the candidates are chosen. The Conservatives, on the other hand, have to be talked off of ledges all the time nowadays, for they squandered control of all of the branches of government. Like that Idaho guy with the shoes in the airport, they appeared to careen away from the checkered-table cloth hymns of small government, honesty and family values; the American's responsorial was "bad values are better than no values at all."

Now the Center has been the Political Promised Land for some years, especially since it has been formulated by analysts of the major news organizations as a kind of antidote to "partisanship." Supposedly centrist politicians might save us from ourselves, for armed with dangerous political philosophies, we might scowl or employ strong language. The intellectual yearning for left plus right divided by two is the grandchild of Pragmatism, that essentially American philosophy that proposes that we abandon our theories as such and just do "whatever seems right." The genesis of Pragmatism, as recapitulated in The Metaphysical Club by Louis Mendand (thanks Rush Simpson MD for turning me on to this book), was the Civil War. Many of the Blues and Grays stumbled home caked with the dirt and blood of the war and concluded that no conception of Liberty was worth the carnage.

But the Center is lukewarm by nature, so we have a tendency to spit it out. Is it true that Good plus Evil divided by Two is superior to Good? Sure, if you believe that Good and Evil are Relative, a Matter of Opinion, more or less Abstract. Like many Americans, however, I am deeply infused with philosophies of various sorts, primarily Libertarianism and Christianity in my case; I cannot average out the underpinnings of my identity.

But the problem of a lack of philosophical direction in a president, such as we pretty much have now, may not lie before us. Let us take the case of Hillary Clinton. She so incarnates the metaphor of the political chimera that it kind of revives Greek Tragedy. Her persona of Butch-Femme-Soccer Mom does not normally occur in nature; it certainly demonstrates the teratogenicity of American politics. Although she succeeds to some extent in being All Things to All People, she does not manage to be likeable. Her shrieking voice and the nagging feeling that she would filet you like a trout if you got between her and the Oval Office leave people feeling cold. In the end, she is a Richard Nixon: Brilliant, paranoid, unprincipled, and so unappealing personally that her effectiveness in the White House would be severely impaired.

Now John McCain, the other Centrist, is something of a paradox. He seems like the kind of guy who builds consensus with a fist and some f-bombs. Can you really do that? I lack the bitter hatred of him borne by the Conservatives; on the other hand I fear that he does not embrace a political philosophy because he does not understand any of them. Like Conservatives, however, I am wary of anyone who comes recommended by the New York Times. You better check inside that horse for Greeks! Now in my mind McCain is a war hero and he deserves to be president, but I worry that his volatility will bring further deterioration of our image with the rest of the world, if that is possible. And although he has a reputation for "reaching across the aisle" and all that, I believe that his personality will also impede his effectiveness as an executive.

So thank goodness we have another candidate: Barrack Obama. His name is utterly alien as presidential candidates go, but he has a vast reservoir of charm. McCain and Clinton have voices that sound like mechanical malfunctions of various sorts, one shrill and the other raspy; Obama's voice is deep, resonant, downright mellifluous. He sounds almost as good as that Allstate guy, and maybe because of all of the candidate's charisma, we feel like we would be in Good Hands with him, too. While Clinton and McCain appear to seethe under criticism, Obama keeps smiling, reassuring us, giving us the Audacity to Hope.

And unlike Clinton and McCain, who are unencumbered by political philosophy (you could graft skin from one to the other and it would surely take), Obama has principles. Unfortunately, they are Socialist.

I fear Barrack Obama with the same intensity that I like him. If his words are to be weighed and analyzed, if his past is the vector of his future, his presidency will take us away from Liberty and Prosperity faster than at any time since FDR. For Obama sees a Government Answer to all questions; the euphoric rainbow horizons he calls forth, like all phantasmal opium dreams, do not reckon on the realities of market economics and the yearning to be free. Instead of the leisurely loss of Freedom and Personal Responsibility we would have under one of the Centrists, we will rush headlong into a Chavez-ian social restructuring, thrust forward by Obama's tremendous persuasiveness and cagliostro. Like George Bush, he will not surprise us in the White House. He will use the Presidency to effect his strange vision, he will most certainly a Pleasure Dome Decree. Americans who abhor principles and doctrines will cleave to him and reminisce for generations about his promise of Freedom from Fear and Freedom from Want, but they will have contend with the concrete reality underneath the Camelot Arcade: Freedom from Freedom.

We Libertarians have a daily struggle with the probability that our Jeffersonian ideal is gone and cannot be resurrected. Although we we continue the fight, lion-hearted Americans have mostly gone extinct. We always ask what our country can do for us, not what we can do for our country; we do not want to know the truth about government spending; we are unwilling to trade security for liberty. If the march toward Socialist Utopia is irreversible, it would be well to have someone as eloquent as Obama to eulogize a people so invincible, it could only be defeated by itself.

Copyright (C) 2008 Robert Albanese Presentations

The Terra Cotta Army Goes to War


The American landscape is spectacular in its diversity of topography and climate. So is the American political landscape: Italian-Americans seem to be mostly Republicans, as do Cuban-Americans and a majority of White Evangelicals; other Hispanics tend to be Democrats I think, as do Jews and Blacks. But even African-Americans, who are probably the most faithful to the Democrats in the voting booth, still vote Republican about ten percent of the time. A diversity of opinion is truly an American defining characteristic, for in groups as different as auto mechanics and physicians, teachers and fishermen, there are those who lean to the right and those who lean to the left.

In Hollywood, California however, there is a surprising lack of variety in the scenery. The political landscape is a vast flat patch of asphalt, as far the eye can see. Is it just me, or is it hard to tell the difference between the Democratic Convention and the Academy Awards?

The papier maché tanks and plywood fighter planes of Hollywood, supported by their digitally rendered Howitzers and Tomahawks, are all arrayed against George Bush and the Republican Party in a political unison not seen in America since the days following 9/11. We are not ignorant of the dissidents, the Clint Eastwoods and Bruce Willises. To us in the Purple Mountains and the Fruited Plain, however, they look like Benedict Arnold Schwartzeneggers, who have failed to assimilate into the sinister Borg Kollektive.  They have failed to keep their disturbing thoughts to themselves.

As a physician trained to think scientifically, I cannot ignore so marked a divergence from the expected pattern. What could possibly explain the amplitude of the difference between those in the entertainment industry and those who toil? What common experience must they have that is of sufficient power to erase variation, and replace it with an unharmonious monotone, like a People’s Liberation Army parade? It would be a difficult question for a well-funded think tank, let alone for one busy physician. One of the saints of internal medicine, William Osler, said “Listen to the patient and he will tell you the diagnosis.” Perhaps the wisdom of medicine will lend us a clue to this perplexing question.

While I was watching the Democratic Convention a couple of weeks ago, I observed John Cusack in an energized conversation with Barack Obama. “I made more money under George Bush,” he observed, “but I don’t feel good about it.” And I recently read something of a similar timbre in the July 22-28 edition of the French Magazine Paris Match. In an article called “Quand Hollywood fait campagne” (when Hollywood fights a campaign), Paul Newman is depicted as a hemorrhaging Flagellant (their metaphor) when he says “The reduction in taxes for rich hoodlums like me is categorically criminal (NB: My translation of a translation of Newman’s words).” If these two quotes are a window into the broader mind of Hollywood, it seems that actors have a very different attitude toward their own money than most of the rest of us do!

In their song “Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous,” the Punk band Good Charlotte captures the existential vertigo many of us feel when we hear ultra-wealthy actors hating themselves for their success. The hope of even modest wealth is a glorious sunset that has sustained innumerable millions of ordinary Americans through long shifts and muscle rending labor. What strange reality is this when a life more aglitter than a world of jewelry stores is apparently so noxious to those who dwell within it?

Now for the record, I enthusiastically agree with John Cusack and Paul Newman and Barbara Streisand that George Bush is not very good for this country. Like them I believe that the invasion of Iraq was wrong morally and by a few other calculations besides. I have plenty of other problems with his policies, foreign and domestic. But I will not be savoring their hors d’oeuvres or drinking their rare champagne. For in my opinion just as bloodletting was not the answer to Yellow Fever, John Kerry is not the solution to the problem of George Bush.

The dreams of the Hollywood sector of the ruling class are troubled by their enormous and unnatural wealth, and yet they cannot part with it. Wouldn’t John Cusack and Paul Newman have felt better about themselves had they just given most of their money away? Powerless to separate themselves from their riches, do they then yearn for a society that will take it from them by force? I suspect many celebrities do not even know how much money they have, and I believe their lifestyles are not affected as much as their consciences by modest changes in the tax rates. The price of their peaceful slumber, however, is very dear to those who struggle to pay mortgages, educate children, save for retirement, and reach for the stars. For as they wage war against George Bush, the actors and actresses also make war on those who struggle to climb but a few feet up the mountain whose peak is their very own gated neighborhoods. By allying with rich socialists like John Kerry, the glitterati are pouring boiling oil on those who need a five or ten percent tax differential to have a real chance at a better life. In all times and in all places, the price of the socialist illusion of security will be opportunity itself; the price of the peaceful sleep of Hollywood is the dreams of Charlotte, Omaha and Salt Lake City.

We should perhaps remember that actors, actresses, and directors are not like ordinary people because they live on the other side of the silver screen. In their world, “the Little People” take care of countless details, and there are oceans of adoring fans that would trample one another just to get a nod or a smile. So the Hollywood Nomenklatura (1) can be forgiven for not appreciating that the reality of ordinary people is a galaxy away from their own. Their solution to the problem of disparity has the essential feature of everything Hollywood produces: illusion. For illusion is the only reality in Hollywood, and illusion is the only reality Hollywood can create. It is wonderful to be entertained by illusions, but not too wonderful to be governed by them.

War is hell, and in the war on George Bush, perhaps the greatest casualty is art itself. Al Franken is a gifted comic and I have always been a devoted fan of his cerebral and philosophical comedy. In my opinion Humor is the highest calling in entertainment; doesn’t wisdom hold that humor has intrinsic medicinal value? But he has traded his divine gift for the horrifyingly commonplace. Nowadays if I wish to be entertained by him I have to listen to a political radio program, where his considerable intellect is harnessed in the production of the black cloud of political talk radio. He seems lost in the illusion that by adding his own choking fog to that of Rush Limbaugh the sky will become somehow cleaner, when in reality they are all together one big Mordor Smoke Stack.

We do not mind that those we so admire are so astonishingly rich; after all, we are the ones who made them that way! We enrich them because they enrich our lives, they make our burdens lighter, and we love them for it. The price of a movie ticket is not too high for that. On the other hand, ten dollars is a lot of money to pay to be told you’re not intelligent enough to manage your own affairs, and that you are keeping too much of your own money. My prayer is that the Al Frankens up there in the Hollywood heavens will find some charities and give their money away until they have to move into a 2400 square foot ranch and drink Bud Light. Then perhaps they will need some money and they will start making us laugh again, instead of cough.

(1) A Russian word from the Communist era referring to influential members of the Communist Party.

Copyright 2008 Robert Albanese (oringally written and posted 2/19/2004)

Addendum 12/11/2011:  It is now fashionable for websites to post slide shows of "Celebrities Who Lean to the Right." I would argue that more actors and actresses are willing to make their conservative or libertarian beliefs known, but even still, these celebrities remain a small minority, and it is precisely that they are unusual that their values are of interest.  I have viewed a number of these slide shows and if you take out the Italian-Americans, the Cuban-Americans, the Action Movie Stars, the Country Music Stars and the Southerners, very few are left.