It is often said by mature single women that "all the good ones are taken." With some reflection I have ascertained that married men were in fact idiots and slobs when their wives started dating them; they are "good ones" now because of years of the determined discipline of their wives. Dating a married man is like having a nanny; you get to enjoy the kids without cleaning the poop off their butts.
Copyright 2011 Robert Albanese
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